funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

need some lighthearted fun positivity on this blog, so i called an expert. hes on his way now

scotchtapeofficial:

snakeeatery:

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that’s what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

teaboot:

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

esoomris:

guerrillatech:

Wow…. so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person…… to save the lives of many people…. who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

headspace-hotel:

shrimpsisbugs:

take me back to constantinople where the cons are stant and the nopes are nople

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